Thursday, February 26, 2009

Lineup changes for Panther's game

The lineup for tomorrow’s Panther game will feature some new pairings. Most notably, Bryce will be back skating on the top line with new offensive dynamo, Nate Mensel on the wing. Kevin looks like he’s recovered nicely from last week’s brain lobotomy and will be back in force.

Tom Morgan will be centering the second line, filling in for Mark Monahan who’ll be in California helping Gov. Terminator fix his whacked budget and trying to obtain a state-of-California sponsorship in the process. Versatile forward/defenseman, Joe Factor will be joining the second line as left wing. “We like his speed, puck control and the fact that he’s old and will want to take short shifts,” said Jason Torsok.

The third line will be the best line however. It will contain Oleg, Titus and Kenyon and will once again be the bored-piston driving the Arrowhawk engine. Look for +3 from each of the gritty gladiators.

Elswick will be moved to rearguard and paired with Mike Gauthier — the struggling offensive defenseman.

“Gooch is usually good for a couple goals early on, but he’s really struggled this session,” said Terry Walker via satellite. Walker is currently in space helping the Russian’s fix a leaky blender on the space station. “I brought some tequila from Mexico so we can try it out when it’s fixed,” said Walker.

“How can you blend ice in space?” asked the league’s best goaltender, Jason Jensen.

We’ll be sure to ask Terry on Friday!

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In:
25 Kevin Griffith
36 Bryce Griffith
18 Nate Mensel

7 Tom Morgan
6 Joe Factor
17 Jason Torsok

19 Oleg Chetverikov
11 Rick Titus
66 John Kenyon

43 Nick Elswick
15 Mike Gauthier
21 Barry Snow
97 Terry Walker

1 Jason Jensen

Out:
48 Mac Lawless
3 Mark Monahan
5 Chris Carpenter (out 3/6 as well)

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