Friday, August 28, 2009

Big game. Big attendance.




If the cars in the parking lot are any indication, tonight's championship game looks like one wild affair. Calls to the Dublin Chiller were not returned and their fancy automated service didn't confirm the total number of tickets still available. Local brokers have no tickets. Neither does ticketmaster. 

"For some reason, our fans all drive cars made in the late 80's," said ticket spokesman, Dave Mustafaga. "We've done studies to find out why they can't afford newer cars but we can't figure out the data. Oh well just as long as they buy merchandise and spend money, we're fine with it," he added.

Arrowhawks management has advised fans to get to the rink early to avoid long lines at the concession stand. You can park in the fields surrounding the arena and walk, but avoid the mud puddles so you don't track mud into the arena. Eskimo towels will be handed out to the first 7 fans to wipe their feet. After that, you'll need to remove your shoes. 

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