Q: When did you first become an Arrowhawk?
A: On the eighth day.
Q: Do you have a game moment that’s most memorable?
A: My first hat trick—at least that’s what I remember.
Q: What do you think of Mac Lawless?
A: Mac who?
Q: If you found a $10 bill in the street, would you:
a) turn it in to the nearest lost and found
b) find a bar and buy as many cheap domestics as possible
c) ignore it, since the bill is dirty, full of germs and not worth much
d) spend the money on Krispy Kreme donuts
A: B. Domestic swill. Definitely domestic swill.
Q: If Kevin Griffith fell off his bar stool and caused a scene, how would you diffuse the situation?
A: Another beer-soaked A-Hawk stumbling in a barroom…what scene?
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