Big Pucks come up huge in win

DUBLIN, OH - Game two of Friday's double header was a rematch of last session's championship game. Same result, unfortunately. It was close early, but the Big Pucks did their thing and wore the Hawks down, eventually winning 5-3.

"They have no weak skaters," said top line RW Jason Torsok. Jay had a terrific goal, slamming home a rebound that bounced from the Puck's goalie's glove. "I got lucky. But, I'll take it."

Torsok has missed the past few games training for the national hot dog eating contest. "At least, that's what we've been told," said Chris Carpenter with a snicker. Sources haven't confirmed the report, but if it is true, Torsok will have competition.

"I love hot dogs," said Kevin Griffith. "I can take him."

Griffith added a terrific goal of his own in the second game. He grabbed the puck at the Puck's blue line, skated between three skaters with the puck at his feet and slid one past the Puck's goalie. It was the first goal of the game and looked to give the Hawks a needed boost after a slow start.

"Carp forgot his banana in the locker room and we needed to go back and get it," said defenseman Terry Walker, back from his conditioning assignment with the Junior B Hawks. "Those guys are cool, but it's great to be back with the big club. I missed Mac. He's so tall and his moonwalk is second to none."

Some guy named Michael subbed for the Hawks on the night. He and Joe Factor filled in for Mike Gauthier and Mac Lawless who refused to leave the locker room until they finished their game of war. They were both healthy scratches, so they drank all the GM's Grey Goose. Bastards.

Speaking of which, those Big Pucks have some great players.

"They've got our number," said defenseman Nick Lanctot, the best skater on the ice all night. "It's like a team full of Nate Mensel's, without the competition road bike." he added. The Pucks have defeated the Hawks in their last three games. If they meet again, it'll be in the playoffs.

"We'd settle with one at this point," admitted championship motorcycle racer (no shit the guy is nuts) John My Bike is Faster than yours Kenyon. Next up? The Whalers.

Freakin Eskimos!