Fake SI covers (no they aren't real)

I was transferring files between deadlift sets this morning and re-discovered some old SI covers. 

LEGAL NOTICE: They aren't real. The SI folks have more prolific athletes to grace their covers then the Hawks. Nope, not the Eskimos, either. I spoke with their creative director and he said they try and avoid overrated, aging hockey players in ugly yellow sweaters. Ditto for the Maple Leafs. They said Johnny Red Pants faded pink pants would have to be altered in photoshop and that contradicts their editorial policy. So there's that. 

(no I didn't really speak with their CD. Again, don't sue us, because we have no money.)