I hate yellow

The Freakin' Eskimos and their ugly yellow sweaters celebrate after winning their sixth championship of the CAHL Friday night C2 league. 

LEWIS CENTER, OH - The Arrowhawks lost to the freakin' Eskimos in the Winter session semifinals. Their hideous yellow sweaters proved to be way too blinding to overcome, despite the Hawks clearly being the better looking and better educated team. For the record the Arrowhawks can afford to drive $40,000 cars and are married to hotter women who sometimes make more than their husbands. But that's by design. See, the Arrowhawks are busy building muscle in the gym, saving children from burning houses and writing scientific papers about stuff Eskimos wouldn't begin to understand.

Nothing against the Eskimos. They are a fine breed. They play good hockey and positionally drive their opponents nuts. They play clean hockey and we congratulate them on their sixth championship. Do we think they'll get a Friday night CAHL record number seven this summer?

Nope.

But congrats on #6.

Did I mention it's Eskimo week? Freakin' Eskimos. GRrrrrrrrrr.....