Thursday, October 1, 2009

5 Questions - Chris Carpenter #5

1. What was your lamest Christmas present? 

I think I have a tie for two on this one, either a scarf or a male enhancement device that my ex-girlfriend got me.


2. If you could be anything other than a championship defenseman for the league’s best hockey team, what would you be? 

(Note: cannot say professional chef. That’s gay.) I would say part time pro golfer part time P0rn star. Non G@y of course. Either would get old if you were doing it full time


3. If you and Mac Lawless were getting ready to get into a bar fight and 3 hot chicks walked by (and you weren’t happily married) would you: a) protect Mac at all costs or b) say “you got this, Mac” and escort the gals to the next party? 

If it was only 2 this would be easy, since I’ve been there done that, but since it’s 3 , sorry Mac you’re on your own.


4. Have you ever emerged from the locker room with your jersey on backwards only to have the ref and your entire team say, “Carp, what the hell are you doing?” 

Surprisingly, yes it has. Almost happened a second time but caught it right before the game when I was fixing my hair in the mirror.


5. What advice do you have for the young Arrowhawks out there, hoping to get their shot some day with the big club?

With the Big teams roster and talent growing as fast as it is I might be playing with them in the near future.

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