Pre-game 10-pack

Ten things I think about tonight's game against CS Bank:

1) Mac will cross-face some poor soul.
2) Gooch will fall on his ass.
3) Kevin will fart something dead onto the ice
4) Nate will skate around with the puck like a fancy figure skater
5) Our goalie won't get a slashing penalty
6) Torsok will complain about his hair 'not cooperating'
7) Terry will complain about Gooch falling on his ass, even though he's hundreds of miles away and not at the game.
8) At some point during the game a child will scream, "MOMMY, IT'S SO UGLY!"
9) Hannah will say something crude, causing Nate to blush.
10) Carp will get confused and bring both sweaters to the bench, "Just in case."

BONUS: Nick Lanctot will he overhead discussing his pure hatred for Mark Teixeira, the Minnesota transplant and new Yankee. Somewhere, Tom Morgan will smile.