Those Freakin' Ekimos are on a roll. Seven games to be exact. Their last win, a 3-1 dismantling of the first place Whalers, kept them in contention to finish first in the division and definitely sent a message to the rest of the league.
The Mo's are led by forwards #17 Jeff Martin (8-7-15) and #5 Mathew Kobs (5-10-15), acquired in a trade from the KHL's Uzkasikstan Rebels CT hockey club for a case of Mad Dog and a box of duct-tape. "We may have overpaid," said captain Eric Ott. "But we're pleased with his offensive numbers. He's what we thought he was when we sent our scouts over," he added. [editor's note: no clue if Kobs is his real last name or if he's been assigned an alias by the ultra-clever accounting and counter-espionage Eskimo front office].
The Mo's end the session with the highly skilled Rurruto team, winners of their last 2 games. If they win and the Whalers lose, the Eskimos will win the conference and the number one seed for the playoffs.
Hoping that M&P can harpoon them again. Finishing in first would be awesome, given where we started the season.
ReplyDeleteAlias??? Just because we shortened Kobsovoskovchev to Kobs doesn't mean anything. You can't prove it either!!