Arrowhawk Hockey Club: 30% less ass-wipes: Nothing to do with Hockey

3 STARS

3rd star - Mark Monahan, C

Mark was quite gentelmanly on the night, performing when needed, playing good two-way hockey and potting a valuable tally when it mattered. He's like Newt Gingrich, steady.

2nd star - Bryce Griffith, RW

One third of the law firm line, #36 skated hard in both zones and helped to set up younger brother Kevin for a hatty. He avoided the awkward falls of his teammates and didn't vomit a single time. That alone is worth a star!

1st star - Rick Titus, F

For not puking.

Wait, strike that.

1st star - Kevin Griffith, C

He scored like three goals and was really good on the night. I think it's called a hat trick. He's really fancy with the puck and skates faster than most think. He's like Robert Smith, a long strider, apparently. True he shaves his head before each game clogging the Chiller sinks (allegedly), and he can't match his socks, but he also scores... so there's that.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Nothing to do with Hockey

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