1. Are you really from Russia or do you just say that so chicks dig you? Yes, but chicks dig me anyway. The accent is just a nice bonus. I actually did an experiment once, did not speak for a week and was still a raging success with the ladies.
1a. If yes, are Def Lepperd and mullets still the rage over there? Yep, I have to wear a mullet wig when I go there to visit.
1b. Have you ever met a member of the Russian mob? I am the Russian mob. How else would I get the money for the crazy league fees?
3. Did you play hockey growing up or were you just born with the mad-crazy skills your posses?
[Oleg] My parents scotch taped a hockey stick to my hands when I started walking. I had to sleep and eat with it. So, I would say I was almost born with the skills.
4. If you were a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and Mac Lawless was your only remaining competition, how would you guarantee a Ukrainian victory?
[Oleg] There is only one true Ukrainian answer: drink lots of vodka. Have you seen them dancing with those leg kicks and jumps? This is possible only when you are drunk.
5. Besides yourself, who is your favorite Arrowhawk?
[Oleg] I would say Mac. He reminds me of the pushy Russian jerks in Moscow subway. I feel like I am back home around him.
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