ARENA DISTRICT - If the local police blotter is any indication, The Arrowhawks top line of Griffith, Griffith and Griffith are ready for tonight's game against the Bombers. They weren't arrested and we don't even know what a police blotter is (what they call the cop who cleans the desk with a roll of paper towels after spilling coffee on their keyboard?) but a random email to AH.com said the following:
"Arrowhawks forwards and lifelong brothers Kevin, Bryce and Bryan Griffith were seen running through the streets of downtown Columbus this afternoon, warming up for tonight's game against the Bombers. Kevin had a glazed donut in one hand and a bottle of dayquil in the other. Bryce was dressed like a ninja, without the camel-toe shoes and Bryan was singing Michael Bolton -- no doubt from his iPod. They jaywalked and were detained by Columbus' finest bicycle crew, but only after a 26 mile chase. Those Griffith boys are in great shape!" said the anonymous tipster.
LEGAL NOTE: Attention employer of Griffith boys. No this didn't happen, so don't fire them. We need them to have jobs so they can afford their league fees, otherwise we won't score goals and our team will go to crap because Carp will be moved to the top line. He can't even put his jersey on the right way, so please give the Griffith boys a healthy raise.
