Jonathan Edwards has been voted the best goalie in the league, by a two to one margin.
"Freakin Eskimos have stacked the voting. They either have way too much time on their hands or they're computer savvy and figured ways to infect our polls with spyders and autobots," said Mac Lawless from his Antigua summer home. "The guy is good but he doesn't even match the rest of the team. He wears that green sweater. What gives?"
"He's a good goalie, but we know Jason is the pride of the league," said LW Tom Morgan.
Efforts to reach Jensen were not successful. "Jay's finishing his hare krishna bike riding tour through the hills of Amish country," said his most excellent wife, Alana. "He doesn't have his cel phone so I can't reach him for comment. He won't be home until he reaches his 3 household or 12 person quota. Last count he had 3 in the fold. He'd be happy for the Mo's goalie though. These goalies always stick together," she added.
If Jensen is so good why is he playing wing? and when was the last time you had a session this good with him in net?
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Who's the new kid.......id vote for him
ReplyDeleteJensen has games as good as any goalie in the league when he's in net. He skates out in the summer to take out all his frustrations. Dont rattle his cage, you won't like the result!
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