Mo's D. #93. The Bears.

The Leafs have the league's best offense, by a goal. The Mo's have the league's best defense, by 10. The Mo's have one more win then the Leafs and two more points (22). Something will have to give tomorrow night when the league's best two teams square off in the championship. Having seen the Leafs potent offensive ability first hand, Eric Ott and the boys will have their work cut out for them.

In order to get a full read on how the Eskimos defensive size will impact the game, we got ahold of the tallest Arrowhawk, Mac Lawless.

"The Mo's have some big defenders who'll clear the front of the net," said Lawless from his Caribbean vacation home, a $1.5 million dollar estate nestled between the Antiguan foothills. "They aren't as tall or athletic as me, but they're big and they eat a lot so they're tough to move. #93 and the Leafs will need to take the puck in deep and use their points if they'll have a chance to score." he added while slurping down a frosty beverage.

The Hawks leading goal scorer Kevin Griffith thinks differently. "I think the Mo's will win. They wear those bright jerseys and the Leafs can't stand bright colors. I think they are all color blind. They could use my goal scoring touch around the net."

"Whatever the Mo's do, they shouldn't cough up the puck in transition in their defensive zone," said Hawk defenseman Mike Gauthier. "Not that I ever did that, but if I did I CERTAINLY wouldn't give it up to #93, that slow-footed oaf."

"I predict a final score of 3-2," said Hawk Captain Mark Monahan. "I still don't have a great knickname and that pisses me off," he added matter-of-factly. He then hung up the phone and didn't give a winner.

Who'll win the championship game, Mac?

"The Bears," he said 7 umbrella drinks under.

The Bears it is.