Monday, June 30, 2008

Torsok to Jackets?


The Nationwide Arena mole indicates first line wing Jason Torsok might be in Scott Howson's free-agent crosshairs, come tomorrow. "We're officially concerned with Howson's ability to re-tool this team," said the mole. "Torsok is a powerful skater, but his :24 second maximum shift length, monthly hooker tab and propensity for doing flaming shots on the bench would be a detriment," the mole added.

Second line defenseman Mac Lawless, reached during a pro-am golf tournament to promote topless sun-bathing, was effusive in his praise for the talented young winger "Torsok's half the skater of his brother, but twice the man. He's that funny smelling glue that holds the locker room together."

Arrowhawk management wouldn't comment on the potential interest. "We won't comment on anything unless we feel like it," said GM Billy "Soft Spot" Miller.

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