Thursday, August 4, 2011

Offseason moves expected


As the Arrowhawks prepare for tomorrow's playoff game against Tommy Parker III and the Bombers, team GM Billy 'Softspot' Miller has been busy trying to bolster the fall lineup.

"Many coals are in the fire," said Miller from his Tuvalu summer home. “We’re always looking for ways to improve the club. We’ve got some calls out there but you never know what mutual interest will be present. Fans should know, we intend on being champions. And that’s how we approach the off-season.”

GRIFFITH SIGNED
The Arrowhawks officially announced they’ve signed leading point-man Kevin Big Balls Griffith to the fall session. “Hey, my balls aren’t big,” quipped the skilled forward. "Where'd that come from? I'm going to file a complaint and do some damage in the locker room next time I see the guys."

Additional roster moves are likely, big balls or not.

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